i always promise myself i’ll return the favor. i will treat you as you treat me. but its just not in me to be so careless.
this feels like a furry thing
“hey bro whats your fursona”
“vague yellow mass”
it’s not implausible and you know it
why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
